What's wrong with me?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 08:30 - Netherlands

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Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said, "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML
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mona_is_here 10

He better open his mouth only during oral.

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hairt 4

tell him his penis was starting to look funny. like a swollen banana

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lovelyliz916 5

You should have told him that your nippies are perfectly normal, and then asked him, "Is your penis suppose to bend that way?"

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Apparently "different looking" nipples makes a girl ugly.

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Jiujitsu77 0

.....he must be gay cuz quite honestly men dont really care how big or small they are ,we all just love boobies LOL

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birds_fml 7

I bet the only other girl he's ever seen had freakish nipples, and yours are normal, but he's used to the weird ones, so thinks yours are weird.

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ajazz 0

FBI- federal booby inspector, you should let me take a look at those for you ma'am

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angela3222 0

this made my laugh out loud! omg hahahahhahahah

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mrcoolkid566 0

let me see send me a pic!

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