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By Anonymous - 08/12/2019 20:00

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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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oldtimer 3

Get rid of that child and get yourself an adult.

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juggalo2 20

Pretty clear that the real issue is he doesn't want to give you oral. You need to decide if you can compromise. For example you can live without it, or you're allowed to bang his guy friends on the side?

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Tom O'Halloran 9

I think that you AND your boyfriend need to see other men.

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magnumpeyote66 6

Throw out the whole boyfriend You deserve someone better

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TheNerveOfHer 4

sounds like hes making excuses to not go down on you... maybe yall should to have a conversation on what's up wit the oral and you think on whether it's a deal breaker or not to not receive

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RainbowPandaChan 9

Sounds like he just wanted an excuse to not go down on you. If you go down on him and he refuses to reciprocate, that's a misogynistic red flag

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Hailstorm92 12

Who doesn’t like slip n slide tho??

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spoo 24

Pete and repeat went fishing. Pete fell overboard. Who was left fishing?

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