What the…

By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 04:18 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
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KuronoEru 26

Fml to the doctor... He must be traumatised

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gosh_mate 30

Ehhhh seems like you may have some grooming issues there. Time for a pedicure hahaha

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dc2fresh 15

So you let dead skin build up so far that it looked like another toe?? YDI

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pixierara 28

In going to be honest, I thought it said anal checkup for a second

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estroyer9 14

I hope you pull of his dead Ph.D. Off of his wall

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mrlawlor7777 26

Ph.D. = doctor of philosophy = the terminal degree in academia. M.D. = medical doctor's degree.

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jerryj 27

You gotta hand it to #20. He's pretty much right.

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born_hustla 26

What you needed was a pedicure...not a check up...which I'm sure the doc would include in your prescription list.

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smoothies14 32

Foot hygiene is so often neglected and this is one of the many nasty results. Public service announcement: washing feet is necessary.

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wickedhyype 17

Excuse me while i go vomit profusely.

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fullerkate3 17

Wtf gross! I would hate to be that doctor!

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