Mental health, Marriage, Weird and Dreams: What the…? - FML

What the…?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Marcos

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML

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MattTheSlovenian 10

Saturday 6 July 2013 12:43

Welli did nazi that coming!

tygerarmy 35

Saturday 6 July 2013 12:53

Wow, that would take me away from Mein Kampfort zone.

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Falltop 5

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:59

That's crazy, Anne frankly I find it very strange.

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Sunday 7 July 2013 6:22

That isn't creepy at all……………..........

Anyb0dyTh 8

Sunday 7 July 2013 9:48

Hitler is a symbol. Probably for world conquest through murder. The fact that you fear the marriage seems to imply you are worried about getting married to conquest or something? Or worried about losing your morality in your quest to achieve your goals?

martron3000 5

Monday 8 July 2013 4:32

If he invites you down to his bunker, RUN !

physicaldude 4

Monday 8 July 2013 7:23

looks like he is your mr. reich... ba dum tiss.

Sober1128 9

Monday 8 July 2013 23:13

Hope you're not engaged.

redstone7693 29

Wednesday 10 July 2013 5:36

Hope it gets out of your mind, bro.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Saturday 13 July 2013 2:47

Das racist.

doge750 16

Sunday 19 April 2015 4:18

I wouldn't do that Eva

Twiztidninja309 2

Thursday 7 January 2016 14:59

as bad as Hitler was, he did do one thing good. He killed Hitler...

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