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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Marcos

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML
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tygerarmy 35

Wow, that would take me away from Mein Kampfort zone.

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Yellow_Fish79 11

Sometimes I have reoccurring dreams and they actually happen. Obviously you can't marry Hitler for real but maybe you'll marry someone related to him.... lol

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aecribb 14

Or just somebody with the Hitler/Charlie Chaplain mustache

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rinzlerkitty94 31

Anyone related to Hitler would never admit it. All of his relatives changed their names.

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Crammed 10

Well I sorta know how you feel.. About 5 years ago I dreamt I slept with bjork!! Scared the crap out if me!!!! ... Wait. I have no idea how you feel!! Haha

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Enslaved 36

Was she wearing her Swan dress in your dream?

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Crammed 10

Haha.. I just remember yellow everywhere!!

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badluckdawson 19

#22 Hitlers a guy

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Soninuva 41

@49: No shit, Sherlock! Thank you for clearing up that titillating mystery for us all! Without your valuable input, history may have assumed that Hitler was in fact, a woman!

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perdix 29

At least you're scoring some Braun-ie points! Heil better Gestapo with the puns or the crowd will get Fuhrer-ious with me.

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tintaroja 14

Dreams should not be taken literally. Try to find a dream dictionary and you will find it's meaning. Long time ago, I had a dream in which my friend's husband was getting drowned in the car. Months later, he lost his job. Good luck, OP!

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vipirius 18

Yeah I'm sure every dream dictionary has a special section for marrying Hitler...

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reapy 14

I think you'd have better luck using basic phsycology. Marrying Hitler would be a bad idea/change/situation that you've chosen to embark on that will have far reaching results that are unlikely to be good for you in the long run. There's nothing hocus pocus about dreams, its just your brains filing system.

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olpally 32

I see dead people...I'd be scared too op.

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Nicostream 16

I came here to check the lame puns. Wasn't disappointed.

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ItsAnanya 25

Are Jew serious?! Well if you Eva get over it , let us all know. Anne Frankly guys stop with the Hitler puns...It's just not Reich.

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sodapop83 14

This would be truly worse if you were Jewish.

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profoundkisses 18

Who could resist hitler? Those who resisted him died

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KingCeltic77 18

Does your name happen to be Eva Braun.

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