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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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By MiraR - 07/11/2022 04:00

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Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML

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By lunarstrain - 08/11/2011 06:11 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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Poor little guy

By RabbitOwner - 07/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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reapfml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:07

What did the rabbit look like?

junaho 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:12

I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit

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EveryDayJackAss 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:22

LOL good thing im not one of those guys that stick their dicks into everything

rockmaster 1

Monday 17 August 2009 3:24

LOL Your boyfriend is a PLUSHIE! On the dork scale that's almost on the level of furries.

blueworld_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:31

Somebody's not putting out enough... and before you feminazis get on me, yes, both ppl in a relationship have to "put out". If the girl's riding a washing machine or, in this case, the dude's humping a STUFFED RABBIT, one or both are not putting out enough. Save a rabbit, ride ur boyfriend dammit.

madforpink 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:34

lol that is one heck of a guy!

DeathByFalchion 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:41

Giggidy giggidy giggidy!

giganticbrain 0

Monday 17 August 2009 4:54

Man...Quagmire jokes are funny.... For the record, anyone who uses them in real time speech ******* sucks.

leofan15 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:53

LMAO WTH

Lehk 9

Monday 17 August 2009 5:06

tell your boyfriend to yiff in hell

lsbirdie 0

Monday 17 August 2009 5:06

this is normal for guys.

Hitsuki_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 5:12

Oh my god that's actually hilarious. I'm sorry he screwed a plush rabbit....Next time smirk and give him his well deserved punishment.

Baddtiming 0

Monday 17 August 2009 5:33

your the one to blame. all your fault PLEASE HIM GOD DAMN IT!!!.

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