What the…

By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
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junaho 0

I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit

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Anonymous409 0

Hey Listen, you could get an erection humping anything. Period.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Oh right, I forgot to consider that one. I certainly would be disturbed if I found my boyfriend masturbating on my Hershey pillow or Pikachu pillow. Yes they are large, soft, and squishy, but hey I have memories attached to those! Plus, I still use the Hershey one as a body pillow.... OP may still sleep with her bun-bun. :c Okay OP, FYL.

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Agreed on that - I have a stuffie I've had since I was 6, and if I caught someone humping it, they'd earn themselves a kick in the junk, followed by a kick out the door. I can tolerate lots of interesting things, but destroying/desecrating my prized possessions isn't one of them.

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DeadMansCrack 4

I don't think this is disturbing at all. I think he was just using it to **********. I mean. I highly doubt he has a sexual attraction to animals, he just wanted to get off on something. Some guys who are extremely horny just hump anything in site. I guess for some reason the rabbit was easier to jerk off with. The only thing I don't get is why he would ********** instead of having sex with you. Hmm..

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DameGreyWulf 0

"OH GOD I'M IN HER ROOM I COULD GET LAID OH GOD OH GOD I CAN'T HOLD AHHH MUST HUMP SOMETHING" ?

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DeadMansCrack 4

Yeah, that's hilarious... I'm not being literal when I say that, I'm saying that if he used the rabbit because he really wanted to ********** and for some reason didn't want to use his own hand, or his girlfriend for that matter.

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tommyboy1392 0

maybe him and carrot dick should get together

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GZiLLA 0

shit, that was soooo funny haha. epic comment

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bobleheadNS 0

ur bf likes ***********..... good luck on the break up........my advice is to put that bunny in a safe and secure place

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KingfTomfoolery 0

Hows the rabbit's rehabilitation going? That's some freaky shit

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rayrayy_fml 0

I agree- Well said.

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