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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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By MiraR - 07/11/2022 04:00

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Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML

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WTF dude?

By lunarstrain - 08/11/2011 06:11 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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Holes

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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Poor little guy

By RabbitOwner - 07/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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reapfml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:07

What did the rabbit look like?

junaho 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:12

I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit

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Kervik 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:49

I don't have a problem with most things, and I normally don't comment on things being weird, because that's just what people like - but this is just weird. There is no other words for it.

dwbb96 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:53

Lol

nodbor 11

Monday 17 August 2009 1:00

i'm glad that it was a stuffed one.

plexico 3

Monday 17 August 2009 1:09

At that point it would have been no matter what it was ten minutes earlier.

blueknight1st 26

Monday 17 August 2009 1:05

Have you ever caught him ******* a pie also?

solocredere12 4

Monday 17 August 2009 1:09

Is he a furry?

07_MKV 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:27

Well maybe you should give him more action, he is obviously desperate

frankenberrie 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:55

Jessica rabbit?

tipsy337 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:57

**** you doubleAbattery

GigiEtTu 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:08

wow that is creepy...

DinosAndAliens22 18

Monday 17 August 2009 3:15

thats when you offer to help

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