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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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By MiraR - 07/11/2022 04:00

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Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML

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By lunarstrain - 08/11/2011 06:11 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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Poor little guy

By RabbitOwner - 07/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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reapfml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:07

What did the rabbit look like?

junaho 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:12

I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit

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lolwatlol 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:00

I bet he did that to tell you he would want you to dress up as a rabbit.

ryansims 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:01

animal fetish weird

epicFAIL7 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:09

poor rabbit.

notFUNNYtoMEass 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:09

LOL! that just made my day

qwerty29 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:13

NIIICE.

newyorker17 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:21

It's really not that weird or uncommon to hump as a form of masturbation. I guess it's not right that he was humping one of your possessions without your permission, but beyond that, I don't think your life is all that ******...

ky_stone22 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:26

wow, that would've been awkward. just hope that he was thinking of you :)

doubleAbattery 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:34

Oh, dear. I bet you never guessed your competition would be so furry, huh?

dbjb40 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:44

O_o what is he a dog?!

dbjb40 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:47

weird

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Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML

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