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deal or no deal?

take it and never look back at his loser ass

take the money buy a gun and accidently severly injure her

YDI for having a boyfriend.

9- who is her?

Take the money and run.

The first ever breakup where the heartbroken makes a grand on the deal. And she posts it on FML. Perspective: you lack it.

I say take the money but not move

take the money! he will end up leaving you some day

ouch take the money and go somewhere to find another guy ;)

12 may have a point. OP username is badgirlfriend lol

well he sounds like an asshole that will only end up in a divorce if you were to marry him so I'd say take that money!

take the money and refuse to leave. say ur prenant if he threatens to many things.

Wow, someone doesn't have a stripper for a mom and I think it's the OP! As my mom always taught me "TAKE IT AND RUN BITCH!!" anyway, seriously OP.. u shoulda taken that cash!! One day u gonna b wishin u had that thousand dollas and u guhnna b regretting all day long girl

sounds like a good idea fatty. you can spend the 1K on gas, McDonalds, and ice cream on the way home. If there's any left you can spend it on how to not be a nagging bitch lessons, since you've got to be pretty awful for him to offer you money to go away...

I say.. take the money, stuff it into a glove, and pimp-slap him senseless. Then leave. :]

yeah take the money and leave x

You must be really bad if he's paying you. He could have just kicked you out. Or you're just really scary and he didn't want to make you mad.

easy money

im gonna say DEAL!!! howie

I hope you took the money! I mean if he made you that offer he probably wants out pretty bad and why not go out with extra cash flow? Haha :p Though I understand how you'd feel getting bribed in a sense to leave a relationship op, and for that, fyl, and your extra grand :p

thats alot money for a 12 year old. take it and run.

take the money and do him a favor

hope u took the moneyy...he clearly doesnt wana be with u

HAHAhAHAHAH #6 = golden

That's alot of video games!! Go on, take the money and run! Hell, if half the girls I dated made me that offer I'd have quite a little nest egg saved up.

it's funny because your boyfriend is paying you to leave him alone

#44 thats even more messed up x.x

"go on take the money and run.." :)

you must be such a pain in the ass op...

deal

Common sense is not so common anymore. TAKE THE DAMN MONEY!!! He is trying to not just dump you pennyless. A man tries to do right and a bitch like you makes him sorry. Next time it does not "work out" for him, he will probably throw her shit out the door and change locks. Get your tubes tied bitch: the human gene pool needs chlorine bad enough without you adding your dumb ass eggs.

TAKE IT! TAKE THE DEAL! He obviously doesn't want you, at least do a little something for yourself with that $1k.

#20--You are right on the money. OP-- Read 20's comment till you have it memorized. Idiot.

everyone here is saying take the money, but that's just dumb. you never accept the first offer. start negotiating. maybe get an agent. I'm sure you can easily get 5 times that amount if you're as annoying as we all think you are

damn op! he wants you gone for good! do you keep coming back n stalking him for him to make you such an offer?

I think this is the girl some wrote about a fML about

DEAL. MAKE THE DEAL! lol you cant go wrong

Best bet is to take it and go home. If he seriously offered you $1000, he doesn't need to be with you!

Hey you're probably not gonna marry him correct? Big deal, you get $1,000 dollars! You can probably find more entertainment on a new iPod Touch over an ass hole boyfriend.

think about it, he was breaking up with you, at least he didn't leave you high and dry with nothing. he was kind enough to make sure you had enough money to get where you needed to go.

160, you don't need $1,000 to back in with your parents. Nor for a five hour car trip, given that the car is fully functional.

did you take the money and ignore his ass? I wouldn't have moved but I fer sure would have gone on a shopping spree. :)

Now see how much your parents will pay you to not come back home.

make it 2000 n I'll be gone in a heart beat

147: You mean the one where the OP was "stuck" with an ex b/c she couldn't afford to move out? That's what I thought!

take the money and run!! just like next

#95-That bunny is adorable! xD

YDI for living 5 hours away.

Take it he is still breaking up with u no matter wat.

take the money. **** him!!!

YDI for having a friend who later became your boyfriend. And YDI for having parents who gave birth to you.

TAKE THE DEAl!

u should have taken the money

#134 - AMEN he did the right thing and your a **** for posting it as an FML. Your the reason why some men treat women like shit. Your making him the bad guy because he doesn't want to be with you!!

Lol. Exactly what I was thinking. n.n