Money and Love: When love breaks down

When love breaks down

By BadGirlfriend12 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 050

You deserved it 6 423

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Top comments

lovelyred 0

Friday 30 July 2010 9:15

did you take the money?

crzywhitebtch 0

Friday 30 July 2010 9:15

take the money he obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore.

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jackirose 0

Friday 30 July 2010 15:46

tee hee this is funny :)

ijrnelson 0

Friday 30 July 2010 15:50

wow bargain

lucidlucia 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:02

ask for more for 'moving expenses' and do it. best offer you're going to get for your dignity.

mr_miyagi 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:30

no deal! no deal!

nismo_r2 5

Friday 30 July 2010 16:35

take the money and RUN!!

foodlover123 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:39

at least u get money

Efilyn 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:52

Take the money. That loser doesn't deserve it.

shadowsbane 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:56

As the song says, "Go on take the money and run."

mirkayscar 0

Friday 30 July 2010 17:07

Hopefully you took the money and you mean 'ex' boyfriend!!! Take the money and go!! Don't belittle yourself by staying somewhere you aren't wanted!

MoJoThundRpants 0

Friday 30 July 2010 17:11

the ****?

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