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By InstantHardOn - 08/11/2011 04:43 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 536
You deserved it 8 159

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MwahFMLS 6

Grab her boob and sing nyan cat? Meowmeowmeowmeow

Comments

You call that a problem? I'd get down and dirty with her everytime she says that. IN PUBLIC.

do something back to her as embarrasing. nothing to be embarrassed about. some hottie grab my junk or if i saw a hottiw getting his junk grabbed id expect to see the boner. ive got one now just typing this and thinking about junk being grabbed :)

If you don't like it, dump her. Otherwise, grow a pair and let your girl grab your junk, then stuck your hand down her blouse and say "damn baby, your a handfull"

cudidecated 0

I say stuff like that. I think it's cute. Lol. :3

blackman100 20

You know why she thinks it is "funny as hell?" cuz it is!

After reading about half of the comment i was never so disgusted reading fml like I'm today. All of you saying this is funny, how about imaging you standing with an boner in an public place because your grilfriend thinks it's funny? She is an ignorant little bitch and doesn't deserve to even have an boyfriend. Switch the genders for example: boyfriend grabbing her **** in public, making the nipples stand up, because it's funny. Everyone here would suddenly sing a different tone. I'm so ******* fed up with people thinking disrespectful behavior is suddenly ok because it's done to men.

princess151617 4

Lmfao.....! I would do it too lol cuz it would be funny as hell

kaitidid16 0

You get hard after just that!? What are you 12!?

seriouslife 2

This situation is funny as hell. It would be hilarious to do that to your boyfiend in public...:)