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By 2ndplacechamp - 01/06/2011 05:43 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML

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By kwill256 - 15/09/2016 10:21 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML

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It's just a flesh wound

By Anonymous - 03/02/2024 21:00

Today, on our way to a comic book convention, I was getting in the car in my costume when my girlfriend fell against the car door, slamming it shut on my knight helmet, which broke the hinge. We couldn’t fix it, meaning it was stuck on my head for an hour while my dad drove over with an angle grinder. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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You deserved it 8 844

By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML

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You deserved it 2 752

By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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You deserved it 2 687

By nikki - 04/08/2012 20:05 - Greece - K

Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML

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You deserved it 36 458

By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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You deserved it 21 726

Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML

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You deserved it 163

fireice22 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:09

Don't mess with the ladies... especially if they are ur ride.

memo619 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:14

hey look at it this way, at least you weren't wearing a Tarzan outfit.....

Comments

bluegoldfish 7

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:28

well at least you wouldve been prepared if the Mandarin had showed up.

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:31

she sounds nice..

braasilianx0 4

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:33

your girlfriend sounds like a bitch! :l

xmayne 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 16:13

He sounds like a bitch for getting kicked out of his girlfriends car.

braasilianx0 4

Wednesday 1 June 2011 19:59

trueeee that .

summer_moon 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:38

I am so sad I missed out on seeing this!

instnt1nfction 17

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:40

I am ironman, running over fat kids with my van when they hear my bell, all the fat kids run like hell

Djzom13 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:41

Go fight some crime!!

XmyviolentheartX 13

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:43

lol, unless they think he's a crazy man in a costume up to no good. =P

blackbeauty1122 7

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:51

didnt you hav ur phone...with gps??!!

fromthesuck 8

Wednesday 1 June 2011 20:20

you're dumb... that is all

dogpup4 23

Sunday 18 September 2011 23:14

Yeah cos EVERYONE has a phone with gps..

itswhateveridk 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:54

I would feel cool doing that lol

lovesw_2006 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:55

it sounds rediculus

bingababe 16

Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:36

Your spelling is ridiculous....

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, I asked a stranger for directions and then drove in the opposite direction they'd pointed to, all because my ADHD brain did that thing where I couldn't pay attention past their first instruction, which to me sounded like, "Take the first left, then the second right, then fla flafla fla flaflafla." FML

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Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML

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Today, I had the mother of a five year old come in for parent teacher conferences. When I told her that her son was very smart, but he often made up fantastical stories about his home life, she burst into tears. She then ran out of my office crying, "I knew it! I knew he was a sociopath!" FML

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Today, I said, "Bless you" when someone sneezed on television. That's how lonely I am. FML

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Today, we were in line to ride Cosmic Rewind when it broke down. My mom and sister then got mad at me saying that I "wasted everyone’s time." FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

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Today, I tried to face my fears and take the elevator at the hotel I'm staying at. When the door opened, I was greeted with a taser pointed at me and, "Are you sure you want to get on this elevator?" Guess it's the stairs for me. FML

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