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By 2ndplacechamp - 01/06/2011 05:43 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML

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You deserved it 9 468

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By kwill256 - 15/09/2016 10:21 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

It's just a flesh wound

By Anonymous - 03/02/2024 21:00

Today, on our way to a comic book convention, I was getting in the car in my costume when my girlfriend fell against the car door, slamming it shut on my knight helmet, which broke the hinge. We couldn’t fix it, meaning it was stuck on my head for an hour while my dad drove over with an angle grinder. FML

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You deserved it 152

The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 046

You deserved it 8 844

By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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You deserved it 5 417

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML

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You deserved it 2 752

By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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You deserved it 59 091

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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You deserved it 2 687

By nikki - 04/08/2012 20:05 - Greece - K

Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML

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You deserved it 36 458

By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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You deserved it 21 726

Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML

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You deserved it 163

fireice22 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:09

Don't mess with the ladies... especially if they are ur ride.

memo619 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:14

hey look at it this way, at least you weren't wearing a Tarzan outfit.....

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iamfunny 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 20:14

save me iron man!! my girlfriend pushed me down and now i cant get salad

honeybear23 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 20:25

I love Iron Man! On the bright side at least you didn't dress up in a stupid costume. (:

KillTheNoise 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 20:34

So does Iron Man rust when it rains? He's not Stainless Steel Man you know.

Inarisarp 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 21:49

Now, how epic would it have been if you came across someone being mugged and put a stop it? IN AN IRON MAN SUIT!

biebette16 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:05

lemme guess ur girlfriend was dressed as a bitch...

ToxicxKitten 9

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:06

Hey, I live in Alberta! I wish I saw you..

dirty13 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 3:21

you pussy !!! you deserve it real men won't get out of the car !!!! wussy !!!

dubstepp 15

Saturday 4 June 2011 2:00

I totally agree, only wussy guys get kicked out of the car by their women!!!! I know a guy who does just that and he is such a cry baby!

awmy 2

Thursday 2 June 2011 3:24

never get into an argument with a girl... u should of known better

xdust 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:38

what movie is that taped up face from?

cookies61889 15

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:08

why were you going to a costume party in the middle of summer or is this just a late halloween fml

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Today, I had a ridiculous dream where I was taking a piss that seemed to last forever, all while my sister was listening in and making sarcastic comments about it. I then woke up and immediately did the exact same thing, except with no sister making sarcastic comments about it. Not that it made it any better. FML

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