Transportation: Where is my mind?

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Where is my mind?

By LAXsucks - 20/10/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was flying home from LAX when I realized I'd left my ID back at the hotel. After making phone calls to the hotel and rental car company, I found it and made it back to the airport in time for my flight. After going through security, I realized I'd left my phone on the hotel counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Gilroy

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

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You deserved it 9 545

On the run

By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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You deserved it 40 523

Haunted

By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 02:00 - Austria - Roitham

Today, I arrived at the airport with time to spare, only to realize in the middle of security checks that I'd left my phone in the Uber that got me there. I suffer from anxiety and depression, and despite getting my phone back in time to board, I can't enjoy my trip because I'm obsessing over this trivial mistake. FML

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You deserved it 524

Leaving blues

By Anonymous - 10/03/2025 03:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the airport waiting for my flight when I realized I had forgotten my passport at home. I panicked, called my mom in a frenzy, only to realize I was holding my passport in my wallet the entire time. It was so embarrassing, and my mom will probably never let me forget it. FML

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You deserved it 433

By sad - 07/09/2011 05:05 - Canada

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

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You deserved it 46 044

Brainrot

By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 970

You deserved it 26 511

By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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You deserved it 43 446

Wait and see

By me. - 18/06/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2017 05:00

Today, I drove to the airport and parked in extended stay. As the plane was going down the runway, I tried to spot my car. I found it very quickly, as the car alarm was going off and all its lights were flashing. FML

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This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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You deserved it 38 644

Toni818 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 18:09

why is your name LAXsucks? The airport didn't make you retarded, that was all you.

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:45

Tether all of your important belongings to your body. You can make a new fashion statement.

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HelloMyName 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:12

Fail.

troy09 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:16

you would forget your head if it wasn't screwed on

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:31

Borrow someones phone or use a pay phone to call the hotel and ask them to mail it to you. They usually will. See? Problem solved. It'll take a few days, but it's better than not having a phone.

Toni818 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 18:09

why is your name LAXsucks? The airport didn't make you retarded, that was all you.

Boomi 38

Wednesday 9 November 2016 1:59

Please don't throw the word 'Retarded' around as a slang...a cousin of mine is mentally retarded and another has a severe case of Autism...these aren't things to be used as slang, they're serious.

mmmyeahsaraa 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 18:10

no more vacations for you!! lol

seminoles82 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 18:35

So you called the hotel from a pay phone? IF you were smart enough to just use ur cell phone to call you would have noticed o wtf my phone isnt here...YDI for being worthless