Where on Earth do you work?

By Anonymous - 26/08/2012 23:39 - Canada - Mississauga

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Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML
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alicette_fml 12

I feel bad for the guy that got caught doing it xD

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Comments

davek 36

It's probably a joke sign, like the one about masturbating in the showers that has done the rounds in many universities.

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Lisa1993_fml 1

Grow up! What kind of company would allow that at all??

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StaceyMichelle 5

Or maybe you're the only one and the sign was put up just for you

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ardencred 7

oh good! For a second I was worried that they put the sign in the break room

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vetgrl 2

I like how you use the quantifier "don't usually" to denote how often you have done this. As in not "never". Gross. It's work.

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Ugi 26

I think you'll find it was done for comic effect without any implication that the OP has actually ever done so.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Couldn't have said it better myself.

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CrowBlackDream86 0

You don't -usually- whack off at work? Is it a once in a blue moon thing?

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seanc722 2

I think 1 person is enough to have a sign put up.

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AGRAT_fml 0

If they had one of those where I work, I would quit.

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Ugi 26

You _really_ can't wait until the end of the day?

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