Where on Earth do you work?

By Anonymous - 26/08/2012 23:39 - Canada - Mississauga

Spicy
Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 397
You deserved it 4 294

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I feel bad for the guy that got caught doing it xD

Comments

That is what happens when you work the front desk at a strip club!

rkp93 1

Who the he'll masturbates at work?!?

herponi 2

WTF is wrong with you that you need to jerk off at your desk????

kitsune3 20

Someone needs to learn how to read. The words, "not because I usually do that" are in plain sight. That indicates that OP DOESN'T DO IT.

aloha31 6

You're probably the only person who is masturbating at his desk do that's your coworker's way of telling you your a huge pervert and to stop whacking off at work...

Bludmagnus 13

Wow... you really have issues if you went there.

We had a guy do that at school. Apparently, his friend pulled a prank on him so he tried to fap into that guys bag...

Sounds like something they'd do on workaholics

They sort of did do that on Workaholics, only they at least had the decency to go out to the car.