Where on Earth do you work?

By Anonymous - 26/08/2012 23:39 - Canada - Mississauga

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Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML
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alicette_fml 12

I feel bad for the guy that got caught doing it xD

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vodkaliciouz 4

Where the heck do you even work... **** industry or something?

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trg568 7

that could lead to many sticky situations

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venomousddog 19

I hope that your boss put the sign up as prank to confuse everybody, but if not Fyl

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darkmis1 17

That's gross, unsanitary, and just not something to be done at work! YDI

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krewer21 1

Wait, if more of us guys knew that desk side jacking was cool in Canada, we would have been there! Why are we hearing about this so late in the game, dammit!

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noisebox 1

What kind of office do you work at? Is it a political party?

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awkward_gothlady 32

I wonder what the clients will think of that...

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Austyn57 1

where da hell do u work ???

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N1GHTS 12

Goodness gracious. You live in Ontario? Tell me where you work so I can avoid that place.

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kalbrek009 20

I hope you're joking, otherwise (if i were your boss) I'd have to fire you & everyone else caught doing it.....even if you worked as a phone sex operator....unless of course each person had their own small room & cleaned up after themselves. Good luck at the unemployment line if you continue that type of behavior. (don't do it while in line either, if you actually want a job)

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