Love, Work and Health: White knight, wrong place

White knight, wrong place

By Anonymous - 23/02/2018 19:00

Today, I dropped in on my wife at her part time waitressing job. As I was leaving, I gave her tushie a playful squeeze. I was then tackled by some acne-ridden teenage blockhead trying to impress the hot waitress by beating up the guy groping her. FML

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You deserved it 2 759

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By he does WHAT - 23/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went with my wife to her work picnic. Some guy I don't know slapped her on the butt. I was ready to deck the creep, but my wife giggled and said, "Oh relax, it doesn't mean a thing. He does that all the time." FML

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By Chris - 01/01/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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Mega creep

By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

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You deserved it 205

By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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Nice try

By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2015 14:45 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 23 February 2018 19:24

Maybe you should keep those actions at home and not do them in public?

faifai_fml 21

Friday 23 February 2018 21:25

Dude, respect your wife at her job. It's her freaking JOB, for chrissake.

Comments

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 23 February 2018 23:00

Everyone is saying Kudo's for the teen for standing up for the waitress but I disagree. I think it is great that he was willing to stand up for her but he should have checked that she was actually in some kind of distress or that she needed help before tackling someone. That's also not to say that I think the OP should have been pinching his wife's but at work. I'm not against it happening in public the way some people are but I don't think you should ever bring such things into work. If you are at a ballgame or out having a picnic, fine, but not in front customers and bosses. That said though, I still think the teen is more in the wrong because it is also a little bit sexist to assume she needed him to tackle the guy. If it had been an assault she may have been perfectly capable of handling on her own. You only intervene if you ask the person, in this case the waitress/wife, if they need assistance and they say yes. You don't just tackle random people on a theory.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 23 February 2018 23:01

I couldn't edit for typos but I know that is the wrong but and that it should have been butt.

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 24 February 2018 8:35

I once saw a man punching a woman. I stepped in. She said it was alright (as sadly domestic abuse victims can believe this after their soul is crushed by the abuse). I did not believe a man punching a woman was acceptable.

WeirdUS 29

Saturday 24 February 2018 19:56

How many guys doing that wouldn't claim that they knew them somehow and it was ok? In public asking a ton of questions to make sure isn't an option depending one has to assume the worst especially concerning sexual assault.

Alup132 22

Friday 23 February 2018 23:44

Totally deserved it! You grope your wife in public, even worse, where people are trying to eat, and her upset that someone tried to protect your wife? That’s like me coming up to my friend and punching him as a surprise, and complaining that someone else punched me to protect them. No, what you did wasn’t meant to be taken badly, but sex is in the bedroom for a reason...

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 24 February 2018 1:00

Something tells me this boy just wants to play hero. It wouldn't make any sense to jump to the conclusion that you are a pervert taking advantage of another female with just one ass grab.

Leviathene 34

Saturday 24 February 2018 1:26

Its this attitude that ensures that sexism prevails. The teen could've verbally asked before tackling, but all he saw was a woman getting groped at work. If you think seeing a woman getting groped in her workplace is ok, then you are part of the problem.

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 24 February 2018 18:37

Do you have problems with reading? Because that's exactly the point I said. He should ask the female if she was in distress BEFORE jumping into the conclusion she was being harassed. Yeah, I'm the problem here for thinking rationally.

boopingsnoot 24

Saturday 24 February 2018 1:18

I could write a paper on how this illustrates well-intentioned male stupidity. You for embarassing your wife at work, and teen for immediately resorting to violence.