Who am I?
By BadFather - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
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weepingangel_fml
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Definitely says "SHE won't respond to HER own name." just saying.
Let's face it, there are worse names she could be responding to. Beautiful would actually be a pretty cool nickname.
Just wait till the teen years then she won't respond to any name
So true!
Your setting her up for her future behavior: Princess
Torva_fml
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You're.* Bitch please, being a princess is a full Time career!
*full time. No random capital.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayJudging by the happy emoticons, I'd say he isn't taking anything too seriously.
ILoveTabz
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When she gets older, she's gonna be a conceited little bitch.
Hopefully she won't be stupid like you and put her phone number in her FML profile.
threer
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Because believing you're beautiful and cute is bad.
Then change her name to beautiful.
Its not a name
fatalhit2
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Anything could be a name. I know someone with the name pretty. It all matters on what the parents want to name their kid. I can name my kid backpack and it wouldn't matter if it isn't technically a name. It all matters on what the parents decide.
Alexisthebestest
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I went to high school with two sisters named Lala and Love. There was another girl named Seventeen, because it was her parents favorite number.
?ok, that's a little strange.
neonblue120
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Post pics I think well be the very harsh judges of that.
drawmesunshine
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You sound like a pedobear. Actually, commenting right here is making me feel a little uncomfortable. I'll just excuse myself now.
Stop calling her those things then! I know you think she's cute, but it's not good to call her that all the time. My mom called me so many names when I was a little kid, that I thought all the names she called me were my real names. I was a confused kid. Your daughter is probably confused, plus calling her those things all the time could cause her to turn out to be vain.
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Good job. I applaud you. Now you must go get her name legally changed. I can just imagine 23 years in the future when a guy is hitting on her: "what's your name, beautiful?" "My name's Beautiful." "Your name is beautiful? What is it then?" "Beautiful." "Okay, but what is your name, cutie?" "You know my middle name?" "How would I know your middle name if you won't even tell me your first name?!" "My name is Beautiful Cutie." "oh, you're flirting back now?" "I give up."
at least she will grow up with confidence.