Who am I?

By BadFather - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'Cutie' or 'Beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML
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weepingangel_fml 7

Good job. I applaud you. Now you must go get her name legally changed. I can just imagine 23 years in the future when a guy is hitting on her: "what's your name, beautiful?" "My name's Beautiful." "Your name is beautiful? What is it then?" "Beautiful." "Okay, but what is your name, cutie?" "You know my middle name?" "How would I know your middle name if you won't even tell me your first name?!" "My name is Beautiful Cutie." "oh, you're flirting back now?" "I give up."

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artsyfox 3

at least she will grow up with confidence.

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Comments

GotBrains 0

First few times I read this as " I divorced my wife and I...". Thought it was pretty wierd at first lol :p

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hayq 5

I did the same, it changes the FML completely! (and adds in a seemingly irrelevant fact) lol

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DocBastard 38

I guess this is why I thought my name was "******* Bastard" until I was 18. It all makes sense now...

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weepingangel_fml 7

Guess you changed ******* to Doc.

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drawmesunshine 17

"Get outta that tree, dammit!" "But, Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"

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RedPillSucks 31

LOL, Classic Bill Cosby... I loved that album. Relatively clean humor.

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benderbot19 0

What's her simple, and why does it need to be retrained?

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afallingstar 22

This sounds like what's going to happen to my niece when she's older... Everyone calls her "baby girl" or "princess"...no one calls her by her real name Brookelynn...poor kid is going to be so confused when she's older just like her mom who until the age of 2 or 3 thought her name was hunny bunny and told someone that when she got lost...parents don't call your kid by a nickname it just confuses them...

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monster_tamer 11

No, he's just amazing laid back, cheerful, and polite. Gosh, can't we clone him? Do they allow human cloning in Norway?

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steviesnm 6

How the hell did this just come to your attention? Two years was plenty to fix that. It's cute now, but give it a couple years and it won't be so cute.

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perdix 29

Rename her Quinn Theresa, so her initials will be Q. T. I hope your family name is not Pie or Patootey.

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DKjazz 20

I am Richard Patootey III, heir to the Patootey Dynasty.

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