Cars, Vandalism and Transportation: Who did you piss off?

Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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You deserved it 2 614

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 15 862

Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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You deserved it 2 504

Troll level 3000

By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 915

You deserved it 145

By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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You deserved it 3 523

By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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You deserved it 2 487

By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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You deserved it 2 533

By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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You deserved it 2 717

By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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You deserved it 7 036

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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You deserved it 46 318

By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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You deserved it 2 280

Eashag 3

Monday 16 November 2009 2:28

Hahaha, poor thief, learn to put your ipod, cell phone and every other valuable item in your car like every other idiot in this country.

WTFsGoingOn 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:45

I knew this screen name would come in handy!

Comments

Baron_Random 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 15:46

This seems more of an epic win for you. I'd be so laughing at that guy.

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 12 May 2010 21:57

how is fml? it's epic win 4 u, u got the thief mad

Madrias 36

Wednesday 20 November 2013 15:51

Windows are expensive to replace, and station wagons have a lot of 'em.

Illyssa_fml 4

Sunday 19 September 2010 15:39

hahaha!! maybe they just hate station wagons? fyl

anthony31_fml 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:35

dang though atleast u didnt lose anything except ur windows...

Chad_the_Brony 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 11:33

That's more win than anything. You trolled a crook.

newmandotcom 6

Saturday 1 September 2012 20:15

YDI for driving a station wagon

chitochito 17

Thursday 24 September 2015 3:21

"waaaaah, I'm butthurt because there isn't anything valuable here for me to take that's not rightfully mine!"

kyletg09 19

Monday 8 February 2016 22:56

they get Pissed that they broke the law for nothing

lucasj23 11

Thursday 12 April 2018 19:23

wow

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Today, my wife waited until we’d been married for two weeks to tell me she has a mountain of credit card debt that she’s been hiding from me. This explains why she insisted the mortgage and car be in my name, her credit score is so low that it’s almost a double digit FML

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Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML

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Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

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You deserved it 4 104

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

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You deserved it 3 944

Today, I went to CVS to buy some tampons. The cashier said, "Ewwww... You're on your period." FML

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You deserved it 7 278

Today, my housemates are throwing a huge house party to celebrate finishing their finals. It's 4:30am and people are still arriving. I have my last final in 3 hours. FML

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You deserved it 2 370

Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML

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