Who said life was better before ?

By none - 17/01/2009 23:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1 p.m., smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4 a.m., jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML
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abadbassist 0

That sounds ******* mint. Admittedly, I'm more of a drinker than a smoker, but sweet. **** uni and **** my job: I wanna loaf, drink and wank.

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medeea 0

haha i sometimes wish i could do that. (except the jerking off part)

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duderanch 0

then do somthing about your life! and stop smoking cigg. smoke weed, and when you're high it feels better to jerk off:P

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jessemejia19 0

nikka why dun chu come and jerked me off u stupid ass bitch get a damn job!!

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MDNL 0

get off ur ass and get a life YDI

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denise1165 0

Well at least you have a routine

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nessalujin 0

I'm not gonna be a hypocrite like all these people and tell you to get off your lazy ass, but if it's occuring EVERYDAY then yes, so get help.

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iGotBadHumor 0

Damn, I wish my arm will ever be trained as much as the one you have...

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