Kids: Who? What?

Who? What?

By Female - 22/01/2013 23:16 - Australia - Elsternwick

Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum." I'm only 26 years-old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML

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You deserved it 2 815

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2014 01:33 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML

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You deserved it 4 142

By Anon - 23/06/2014 23:13 - United States - Denton

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

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You deserved it 5 970

The Child Catcher

By Not a child hater - 30/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML

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You deserved it 61

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 576

You deserved it 10 080

By duckthehack - 28/01/2011 14:25 - Poland

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

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You deserved it 8 898

By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 157

You deserved it 1 868

Stranger danger!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 709

You deserved it 52 164

By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 947

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 010

You deserved it 5 516

By Anonymous - 04/09/2009 23:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home from work going over a railway-bridge, when a 12 year old boy standing at the bottom asks if I could help him carry his bike up, as he couldn't lift it. I did it for him, and was greeted on the other side by his father - who thought I was stealing it and hit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 240

You deserved it 2 472

Palirose 22

Wednesday 23 January 2013 9:04

Tell the police that, so that they can take him to his real home and family.

tacojauns 45

Wednesday 23 January 2013 9:10

Congratulations on your new son!

Comments

erinchick1 7

Saturday 26 January 2013 3:04

If he were your son you wouldve given birth to him at 11 years old. Most 11 year olds are not ready for sex let alone birth.

15949058 4

Saturday 26 January 2013 18:35

He probably didn't want to get in trouble. Hopefully you played along understanding his problem, correct?

kellyelly 9

Thursday 31 January 2013 9:13

Awe. I would have went along with it. Just to be nice.. It's my weakness.. :( just wanna make people happy. But. What did you do?

kellyelly 9

Thursday 31 January 2013 9:17

Awe. I would have went along with it. Just to be nice.. It's my weakness.. :( just wanna make people happy. He was probably really scared. Took a lot of nerve to do what he did. Maybe his parents were abusive. and he was doing it to vent and relieve some stress.. But anyway. What did you do?

Geary519 20

Monday 4 February 2013 1:04

u better of played along!

nocat6 11

Saturday 30 November 2013 4:21

...lets say the false story is true. that means you had a baby when you were 11

mkcherry 14

Friday 6 December 2013 3:48

A 15 year old boy can be big/strong enough to seriously harm you, I wouldnt let the cops leave some juvenile delinquent at my home, well maybe if my husband was home and we knew the kid.