Who you gonna call?

By Baustigt - 10/04/2012 10:48 - Australia - Perth

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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DocBastard 38

I'm assuming this is that bulldog in your profile picture, right? You're lucky though - strange noises in the hall are usually poltergeists, so I'm shocked SHOCKED! that it wasn't a specter. But don't walk out there to investigate! Next time just walk into the light like the crazy little lady says.

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flashback.miss 28

The dog's going to regret it when it all comes out the other end. But lol at your "initial assumption" . Sounds like a case of someone watching the paranormal activity movies a little too much. XD

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UnluckyJoe15 5

Put mustard powder on his favourite part of the wall. Not only does this stop him chewing your wall, but it is funny as ****

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perdix 29

That's the organ you think poltergeists are coming to steal? My fear is for a different organ, heh-heh-heh ;)

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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

What? You mean your kidneys, right?

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perdix 29

#24. Not exactly. Please guess again.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Noor- we call that the mans back up brain here. The main one is the hard drive the other... A USB stick if you will ;)

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hotPinklipstick 24

I'm assuming you mean your hand because what would you do without Palmela Handerson? (Note: yes, I know your hand is not an organ but skin is considered the biggest organ of the body.)

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Senseless_487 29

Well, gee. I was gonna guess your medulla oblongata. Wait, isn't that a gland?

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mrssuarez2011 12

Well he must have meant his stomach, weird. I would've thought he'd suggest most men's favorite muscle.

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loserman67 35

Maybe if you fed the dog on a regular schedule? Keep your bedroom door open at night so the dog can come in and lay at your bedside, rather than having to chew through the wall to see you? But then with the door open the poltergeist can take that as an open invitation to come into your room, sexually violate you, then harvest your vital organs. Humm, interesting dilemma.

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perdix 29

I'd recommend Liver Snaps, so the dog doesn't get a hankering for the OP's.

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twisted_cherub 14

Will liver snaps work for poltergeists?

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IronCOG117SR 4

Haha I LOL'd at "steal my liver", and "casually eating the wall". ROFL

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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

The awkward moment when there's an organ donation ad at the bottom if the page...

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runnamuk 6

The only obvious solution is to take up binge drinking until your liver dies, thus negating any chance that a poltergeist would be interested in you.

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DustyStorm 16

Not only did I laugh out loud but I snorted.... Well done on a great fml!

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