Who you gonna call?

By Baustigt - 10/04/2012 10:48 - Australia - Perth

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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DocBastard 38

I'm assuming this is that bulldog in your profile picture, right? You're lucky though - strange noises in the hall are usually poltergeists, so I'm shocked SHOCKED! that it wasn't a specter. But don't walk out there to investigate! Next time just walk into the light like the crazy little lady says.

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The_Hitdude 12

71- Sorry for the outburst, I was having one of my dick moments. 'Twas a long day. Guess I'll go troll somewhere else..... *grabs net and slithers away*

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annagilbert 6

screw the dog. i'd be pissed if it was chewing my wall.

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Pancakemines 0

Whats that boy? The drug dealing leprican is stuck in the wall?

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13whatsername13 0

I read that as 'bullfrog' which made the story so much better...

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wyattshack 4

Eating the wall, looking for the poltergeist

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Love how this is worded. :) OP, maybe you can get one of those pet gates or keep him outside?

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Hahaha wow. Your dog sounds cool :) I have two dogs, one's super hyper and the other is lazier than the guy who created the Japanese flag.

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wittygirl 8

He needs more fiber.. Atleast that was what I got out that.

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Cookehz 0

To murder and steal ur liver huh? We better tell someone about theses liver stealing poltergeists

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shaka_Z_0929007 10

haha, i love how you say "casually eating the wall". that is just freaking funny!

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