Who you gonna call?

By Baustigt - 10/04/2012 10:48 - Australia - Perth

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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DocBastard 38

I'm assuming this is that bulldog in your profile picture, right? You're lucky though - strange noises in the hall are usually poltergeists, so I'm shocked SHOCKED! that it wasn't a specter. But don't walk out there to investigate! Next time just walk into the light like the crazy little lady says.

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MainPrism 16

You should call that chick whose boyfriend sales pot & does drywall i bet you could get a cheap package deal if you supply the munchies...

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irishloveguiness 3

So, why would it take your liver? it's dead anyways.

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G97Alex 21

I always assume that they come for my spleen.

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BlAzEtHiS 0

A poltergeist is a haunting spirit not an organ thief

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Inediblepeaches 15

What flavor of wall was it?

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