Love: Who?

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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Meow34 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:07

Your boyfriend is a douche, if he loves another girl he shouldn't be with you. I'm sorry, Kayla. You should dump him :|

meetmeinhell 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:06

HA OUCH egg his house

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MaddiLovesYou12 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:41

awwwwwwwww he's such a dick hope you dumped his ass

361FML 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 4:04

Damn that sucks, sorry but it happens

schubacca 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:51

well that sucks

goddess_darkness 0

Friday 5 August 2011 7:41

Is the boyfriends name Tyler lol

sicroachx421 9

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:05

My name's Kayla...my ex's name is Tyler. That's a little creepy haha.

princesspuffypan 10

Saturday 13 August 2011 15:14

You 'decided' that you loved him... right

Lintu_26 23

Saturday 13 August 2011 22:23

Hahaha I love how she 'decided' that she loves him...well now that she knows he doesn't love her, she can decide not to love him...problem solved!

killakillakayy 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 20:39

Maybe his friend meant "what about Kayla" as in, does she love you too? Doesn't mean he was talking about someone else.

missbadluk 0

Monday 5 September 2011 21:43

omg...

greg2137 2

Monday 26 September 2011 2:02

Awh :( that makes me sad.

LadyEmi 15

Friday 24 February 2012 3:02

You need better taste in guys.

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