Whoops

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 12:07 - Sweden

Today, I was late for work and got chewed out by my boss. To console myself I decided to drink a cup of coffee and a cup of tea. My work provides this for free. When I did, my boss told me that in fact it wasn't, nor has it ever been, free; all this time I've been stealing other people's coffee. FML
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perdix 29

Coffee AND tea?!?! Quit screwing around and just go get some crystal meth!

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gusgus36 5

oops! that sucks... you would think it would have been more obvious if it wasn't free. or maybe it is free and your boss is just coming up with more ways to wreck your day.. :(

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Jimboom 11

When you assume it makes an ass out of u and me. YDI for stealing.

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mintcar 9

This isn't too bad. Your boss didn't fire you. And stop drinking other peoples coffee. Sheesh.

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Yeah OP probably posted the FML using someone elses wireless signal. YDI Hobo.

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yewzd 0

Well, you must work at sone shitty place if you have to pay for the coffee.

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prettyricky2010 0

I mean least you've been getting free coffee, brah

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funzcpl 0

I thought of the same nice gesture, but figured docbastard would call me a "kiss ass"lol.

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DocBastard 38

Why would I say that? I've never called anyone here an ass-kisser. Moron? Yes. Idiot? Countless times. Snookums? Once. I don't want to talk about it.

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funzcpl 0

how long have you been working there?

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TomasT 0

Då vet vi vem som får pröjsa för kaffet några månader framöver... Haha... stackare!

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TomasT 0

It did comply. If you don't want a foreign language, rewrite your rules. It was just in the OP's native language. You could have just babelfished or google translated it if you were worried. Rule: * We're americans and don't speak anything than our version of english. Use a language as close to this as possible. Sheesh!

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DocBastard 38

Tomas, don't be naive. This isn't an American English language website, it's French. And most of the mods aren't American either. If you look around, you'll see a lot of "spilt" and "mum" comments from your Aussie and British colleagues. Try to be a little more understanding. Cheerio!

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