Why did you tell me that?

By mymomplucksbutthair - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom confessed to me that she used to pluck my step-dad's butt hair. I hope the brain-gods delete this obnoxious mental picture. FML
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xAkonz 10

I think it's up to the god Uranus rather than the brain gods.

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cuppycakeslove 20

Sorry OP but some mental images cannot be unseen.

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zeuslovesyaoi 17

*cough*MEN IN BLACK DISPROVES THAT STATEMENT*cough*

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cieloalicia 16

God, why do some people feel the need to share shit like this with other people? Especially their kids.

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Crystal55621 19

Exactly! Nobody needs to nor wants to know things like that.

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Speibrand 10

She felt the need to confess this to someone, because she was guilty why? I wouldn't be, I would own dat sh*t

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katiesam199 11

You would own up to plucking another's ass hairs?

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illusong 16

lol. this actually made me laugh out loud

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LycaniaGarou 16

How does that even come up in a conversation? "Hey can you take the dog out for a walk? Oh, speaking of hairy things..."

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katiesam199 11

OP was talking about her hairy asshole and her mother offered her help seeing as she had experience plucking her step-fathers.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

It's always good to clean the ol' coin purse.

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youllnvrkno 8

I dont know how this conversation came about, or why she told you such a thing. There is only one logical explanation....your mother hates you...

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