Why did you tell me that?

By mymomplucksbutthair - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom confessed to me that she used to pluck my step-dad's butt hair. I hope the brain-gods delete this obnoxious mental picture. FML
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xAkonz 10

I think it's up to the god Uranus rather than the brain gods.

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maximus_prime 24

And that was the last time OPs step-dad stayed out late drinking beer and chasing loose women.

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onorexveritas 23

lol, the brain gods, I like that xD

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perdix 29

Why did she stop? Without your mom's ass-hair plucking, I'll bet your step-dad's anal garden has grown wild and is sprouting out of control. How's that for another mental image?

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Broc831 6

oh dear lord why implant that?! now I need to pluck THAT from my memory...

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doodlecloud 26

People pluck butthair? Surely if you have any it'd be a thin layer rather than a few thick hairs. I would've thought shaving or Nair would work better...plucking sounds like it would take ages...*shudders*

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SirMichael 13

Actually it can grow pretty wild back there.

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doodlecloud 26

Isn't that even more reason to shave/wax/Nair though? I mean, you wouldn't pluck your pubes out individually would you? That would take aaages and probably be quite painful too.

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laden_swallow09 34

Nair hurts. Bad. It even says on the back label to NOT use it on or around the genital or perianal regions.

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candy29 10

I don't know why but my first thought was that they were talking about butthole hair... eeeeek.

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drwerewolf2013 17

Why? Just why wud she tell such a thing?????

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unknowndevil 6

I didn't even have to read the FML, the name says it all!

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