Health: Wicked game

Wicked game

By Hellohaileyexoh - 27/08/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went to get food. I was late so my friend ordered for me. I took a few bites and all of a sudden it got hard to breathe. I realized it was a blueberry muffin, and I'm deathly allergic to blueberries. I looked at my friend, and she was laughing, saying she wanted to see if it was true. I just got out of the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

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By Kayla - 06/03/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML

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By cakekiller - 29/09/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML

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Gwyndion 9

Thursday 27 August 2009 12:09

I don't get you said your "friend" did that. Anybody who pulls something like that and almost murders you because he believes you're a liar doesn't deserve to be called a friend.

SelecaoIX 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 12:40

You should stab her and then tell her that you heard it would kill her and you wanted to see if it was true.

Comments

II_OJs_glove_II 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:20

sooo...are you blind???? do you not know that a BLUEBERRY muffin has BLUE BERRIES in it?!?!?!?! great friend though...

DorkusD 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:21

You know, the only thing I got out of that was that it was one of the worst written FMLs I've ever read. Do you even speak English? Holy shit.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 29 August 2009 3:07

To everyone saying you've never seen a blueberry muffin that didn't have obvious blueberries, I've gotta say, how do you know?! As long as it wasn't packaged, it would just look like a different kind. And if the friend is bitchy enough to do this in the first place, she's bitchy enough to either request or pick out a muffin with few visible berries. FYL, OP.

chanman 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 4:22

This is the definition of "idiot-jerk"

Hannah0522 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 10:32

Time to get a new friend =D

joyyu22 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:27

How do HELL do you not notice what food you are eating?

molsonthemaggot 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 17:27

This is where you sue her for reckless endangerment

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 29 August 2009 18:46

LMAO I love how you attack the people who comment on here about their spelling and yet you can't even spell "you" or "your/you're" properly. Hypocrite. And just because you're dumb enough not to look at your food before you eat it, doesn't mean its smart. Especially if you're "deathly allergic" to something. ****, if I was deathly allergic to something I'd look at everything I eat just to make sure it didn't have traces of it.

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 29 August 2009 18:57

And holy ******* shit you need help. The Chelsea smile? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOU SCARY MOTHER ******. YOU'RE WORSE THAN THESE BLUEBERRY MUFFIN SERIAL KILLERS('Cause obvs her friend was trying to kill her with this blueberry muffin right?*sarcasm*)

bleedproof 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:53

that's like premeditated attempted murder. thank whoever up there that you were okay. if it was me, I'd put her in the hospital. plus, you could sue for half a million dollars.