U have no life u get out of the hospital and go on fml u have NO life

Ditch the 'friend'!!!

Was this some kind of magic camouflage blueberry muffin? How could you not notice??

Maybe OP trusted her "friend" and told her to get a choclate chip muffin

I you should have been able to tell by the blue globs all over it... Still, your friend is a horrible bitch and you need to press charges.

ok. first of all, ur all assholes. leave this person alone about what happened. so they didnt see the blueberries. i eat food all the time without looking at it. and unless their skin starts to burn on contact, they wouldnt notice until they were dying. some people are so stupid. and over 90% of you people need to pick up a dictionary or just a book, and figure out how to ******* spell things. dumbasses. but u should definitely press major charges. unless ur like me, then u should get a tazer and be like 'oops, i thought that when people said a tazer can hurt you that they were lying :( sorry. and then you should just use a bunch of different forms of mideval torture on her. if ur interested, i kno this really cool one called the chelsea smile. its like what happened to the joker. cut the sides of their mouth all the way up to their ear, and then break their leg so that they'll scream and it'll rip open. that ******* ***** tried to kill u, take ur revenge to the extreme. ******* kill her! and then make hash brownies, cus they make everthing better. hehe. and what does YDI mean?

To half the people here: If this is true, it doesn't necessarily mean her friend tried to /kill/ her. It doesn't say a thing about attempted murder, for crying out loud. F*cking dipshit though.

punch her in the face. she'll learn.

Oh I totally believe you. Great friend! :)

Not much of a friend if you ask me. On an unrelated note, have you ever noticed that wasabi looks exactly like green tea ice cream? ;)