Work: Woof!

Woof!

By XxDanno316xX - 08/08/2010 14:52 - United States

Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8-hour shift with her. FML

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By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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By jennabean - 12/08/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2017 18:00 - Australia

Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By jeezy - 23/02/2009 10:35 - Canada

Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 16:47 - United States - Trenton

Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML

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By puppylove - 20/10/2012 07:16 - United States

Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

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By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML

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Dog hater?

By Elizabeth Haygood - 13/05/2021 04:01

Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML

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By Cristie - 30/09/2011 05:01 - Canada

Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML

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AmoraLynn 6

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:13

Wow, I hope you told your supervisor about her unprofessional behavior. To do something like that while in training, I doubt she'll act any better when she has been there for awhile.

kayC7 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:14

Well. Maybe this is a sign that she's going to be very loyal...? Okay, there's really no bright side to this. Have fun :D

Comments

mr_freak 1

Sunday 8 August 2010 20:53

#40 she was bitch female dog

JINJANINJA 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 20:58

I think having a motobike for a username is pretty lame too, but thats just me

tserroforrest 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 20:59

did she have a purdy mouth?

thatrandombadass 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 21:10

I'm so sorry you had to deal with this. No law abiding citizen should

complicated4 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 21:10

sounds like she was acting like a b****

Skroal_stomper 5

Sunday 8 August 2010 21:16

62 This was not for the benefit of skroal. This was to inject some humor into the situation. I will just put my sunglasses back on and continue on. LOL

PolishHammer 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 21:20

Guess you gotta train her better ;)

missybopoo 1

Sunday 8 August 2010 21:20

That's just weird.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Sunday 8 August 2010 21:26

#73 - That was an awesome movie. Sorry to be so random. :p

perdix 29

Sunday 8 August 2010 21:32

Are you sure you weren't being filmed for something like "Punk'd" or "Candid Camera?" As soon as she started doing this, you should have returned to the office and had her canned or committed to a mental institution!