Work: Woof!

Woof!

By XxDanno316xX - 08/08/2010 14:52 - United States

Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8-hour shift with her. FML

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By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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By jennabean - 12/08/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2017 18:00 - Australia

Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By jeezy - 23/02/2009 10:35 - Canada

Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 16:47 - United States - Trenton

Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML

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By puppylove - 20/10/2012 07:16 - United States

Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

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By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML

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Dog hater?

By Elizabeth Haygood - 13/05/2021 04:01

Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML

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By Cristie - 30/09/2011 05:01 - Canada

Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML

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AmoraLynn 6

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:13

Wow, I hope you told your supervisor about her unprofessional behavior. To do something like that while in training, I doubt she'll act any better when she has been there for awhile.

kayC7 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:14

Well. Maybe this is a sign that she's going to be very loyal...? Okay, there's really no bright side to this. Have fun :D

Comments

Erindub 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:18

Does she hace Tourettes? If nor tell her to STFU!

awesomesauce8 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:21

ouch. embarassing....

mollylollypops 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:24

lol wow that's..... confusing-ish

Einstein714 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:26

so what, at least she didn't shit in the car

fisher50 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:31

#8 I read your comment then right after a commercial for that movie came on

that1guyyy 12

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:31

#6 yeah same..sounds as if the trainee was a bit mad or something.

530boy 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:35

fake.. who votes on this crap?

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:42

How the **** would you know if it's fake or not.

guyfromnm 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:54

cause it just sounds made up.

selenagirl_fml 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 22:12

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Skroal_stomper 5

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:36

YDI because you were training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. She spent an 8 hour shift with her. Take that Skroal.