Intimacy: Works out well

Works out well

By Ann - 18/03/2013 14:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2019 04:09

Today, I wanted to be on top during sex, after always being on the bottom. Afterwards, he said, "You're never riding me like that again." FML

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You go Glenn Coco!

By Anonymous - 20/10/2020 17:07

Today, my very top boyfriend told me he was ready to try being the bottom. He moaned and complained about the pain the entire time, even though I got less than 2 inches in, and then got angry I was taking so long to cum. I thought I was the drama queen in our house. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By sheyshey0413 - 13/06/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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He's the problem

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 21:00 - United States - Monticello

Today, I realized that my boyfriend of 3 years saying that his back is always hurting to avoid putting in any work during the bedroom Hokey Pokey was his way of saying I’m a lame screw. FML

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Orders

By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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By he’s just terrible at it! - 30/10/2018 03:00

Today, I had to finally accept that no amount of communication, directions, or diagrams will make my otherwise great boyfriend good at sex. When he's on top, he thrusts like the tin man with no oil. When I'm on top, he lays there like a sedated mattress. He refuses to try anything new. FML

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buddy51 23

Monday 18 March 2013 18:59

How about if you suggest that your BF take a hike? A long walk off a short pier perhaps? YDI if you stay with a guy who's both bad in bed AND an inconsiderate jerk-off!

DocBastard 38

Monday 18 March 2013 19:02

Any person who makes any sexual demand without your agreement deserves no sex at all. Full stop.

Comments

mikepzz 27

Tuesday 19 March 2013 2:18

So really this is a win win......?

ironik69 31

Tuesday 19 March 2013 2:57

There is nothing wrong with being a thick chick!!! If he does not like it then tough stuff for his rude butt. If you're happy with yourself, then find someone else that will be happy with it too. Putting someone down is never okay...and I'm sorry, but its not funny either...for any of you out there who would try to justify it that maybe he was making a joke.

evhrocks876 4

Tuesday 19 March 2013 3:13

I think you should tell him that

Pensu 12

Tuesday 19 March 2013 3:52

Dude, if your boyfriend is suggesting that you climb on top of him, you are obviously not fat. He is, however, a dick.

amifaiyaz 12

Tuesday 19 March 2013 3:55

you honestly deserve better, bad on top AND such a jerk..

megmichelle45 3

Tuesday 19 March 2013 4:03

You two need a serious talk; with lack of sexual communication and insults like that, you're heading for disaster.

thosedogtags 8

Tuesday 19 March 2013 4:12

At least you get laid..

Lilo4life 26

Tuesday 19 March 2013 4:20

Well it's better that way because at least you know your skinny enough that he can handle your weight

tararochelle 18

Tuesday 19 March 2013 4:20

Asshole. Worst way to ever bring up weight issues. I'd tell him ill be on top, not for the exercise but because of how bad you are. If he's going to be blunt.. Maybe you should too!!