Worst plan ever

By UGHWHaY - 08/08/2023 00:02

Today, I managed to get pregnant on purpose, in hopes to get my cheating boyfriend to stop seeing his side piece. Turns out he’s "not ready to be a dad" and prefers the homewrecking skank and left. Now I’m stuck with rent I can’t afford by myself, and a baby I don’t even want anymore. FML
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MidnaLink 33

You basically got pregnant for revenge, and you want SYMPATHY? **** off. I really want to hope your kid hates you when they grow up, wheter you give them up or not.

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IHaveThePower 16

Remedial sex ed for everyone who went to public school: The ONLY reason to try to get pregnant is if you want to have a baby FOR THE BABY. If you want a cute adorable funny thing, get a puppy\kitten. If you want to patch up your relationship, get a therapist. BABIES ARE PEOPLE AND YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO THEM WHEN THEY ARE BORN. Do NOT get pregnant unless that is what you want. It will never, ever end well.

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dreams2383 18

you are garbage to bring a child into this mess to try to keep a man.

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Wadlaen 23

I've witnessed several women in, to a certain extent, similar situations, and I can promise you that when you get the baby, you'll both want it and love it. Sorry for the result of a bad plan, and the best of luck to you!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

To paraphrase a 90's TV icon: "No sympathy for you!" You stupid bastard.

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FluffythePink 22

You are a ******* moron. I suggest you give the child up for adoption rather than subjecting it to your toxicity and hatred.

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clair_brodie 35

Well that was the dumbest thing anyone could ever do. Better find a place for abortion or start looking at adoption because your life is just going to get worse from here on out.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

You are an idiot and a terrible person. For one, if he's seeing a side piece now, he'll never stop. And someone like that is never going to want kids. You seriously thought getting yourself knocked up was going to solve all your problems? YDI...

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MistressAfrodite 5

I’m sorry but you couldn’t be more stupid. babies don’t fix problems. And you should have just left this man. get therapy so you can learn to have some self respect.

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