Love, Relatable, Awkward and Health: Worst teeth in the game

Worst teeth in the game

By stinky breath - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Whittier

Today, I taught my 23-year-old boyfriend how to correctly brush his teeth. FML

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Pwib 14

Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:47

Let's hope he doesn't just brush off your advice.

J215B 33

Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:58

Sometimes the tooth hurts

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pitapizzaparty 18

Monday 21 July 2014 8:05

At least urs brushes his teeth...

superman1215 3

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:11

I just taught my boyfriend how to tie his shoes a week ago.

claysculpture 9

Saturday 3 January 2015 12:26

in all fairness, the correct method of brushing teeth is something that's still debated in the dental profession

alerra 21

Sunday 6 March 2016 15:51

What is the "correct way"? If he still had all his teeth and nothing was wrong with them, I'd say his old method was correct as well.

midnight1890 17

Saturday 10 December 2016 11:50

If it weren't for people like OP we would be back in the stone ages before the turn of the century!

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Wadlaen 23

Thursday 13 July 2023 23:42

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