Love, Relatable, Awkward and Health: Worst teeth in the game

It's okay OP, My husband is 26 I found myself teaching him how to brush his teeth as well, he bushed like a cave man crazy! Water all over the sink, I asked him "who taught you how to brush your teeth?" apparently that was a bad question.

bryanjamieluke 17

Wednesday 16 July 2014 20:11

Spit, spit! Don't swallow it!

silverkaast 9

Wednesday 16 July 2014 20:15

anyone who is dating a 23 year old who can't brush their own teeth properly knows what they are in for. ydi.

slickman130 8

Wednesday 16 July 2014 20:23

Sweet dee's dating a retarded person

headofmedusa 15

Wednesday 16 July 2014 21:04

I moderated this

miggymikyy 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 21:06

Break up with him

haddiej 21

Thursday 17 July 2014 0:37

I can't see that being a good reason to break up.

Omegapi197 12

Monday 21 July 2014 18:57

So you think breaking up is the better alternitive to working out issues? At least the bf is willing to learn.

wallfrogs22 6

Wednesday 16 July 2014 21:24

congratulations! mine still refuses to brush his, period! apparently he thinks "cottage cheese teeth" is "sexy".

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 16 July 2014 22:29

OP Is either a dentist or a dental assistant...

Aero_x 21

Wednesday 16 July 2014 23:20

better late than never I guess.

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