Wreckless Eric

By pgmonster - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 126
You deserved it 5 472
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Top comments

walkingspastic 22

It's not your fault, the man clearly jinxed you! I mean you had a perfect track record before he brought it up!

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bettyc4 26

He should have knocked on wood.

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Exaspera 54

It's your boss's fault. S/he shouldn't have mentioned your safety record.

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tlnorman 18

Whoops! You were jinxed OP it's not your fault.

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NickThunder 12

Obviously for something that to happen you had to deserve it ?

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ohmissjane 24

well you still didn't completely wreck the car,so you technically are still the only person who hasn't wrecked a company car :)

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mariab2898 13

You shouldn't feel too bad, OP! At least you know literally everyone else you work with has made the same mistake before!

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Chanti_fml 26

And since everyone else had done it, OP just wanted to fit in.

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anoniemm 13

Tell your boss never to do that again! He clearly jynxed it!

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Drosophila82 18

Blame it on Murphy and his stupid law!

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SexyMexi21 23

Like gieco.... reverse your rates and put yourself in drive to reverse your rates ?

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