Wrong sort of poking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

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Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML
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naxeeb 33

Maybe his one-eyed-snake was trying to find a partner? :P In any case, you should put ice on that OP!

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Actual Advice Mallard says: that thing you see in **** where men slap women in the face with their penises? Real-life women generally don't appreciate that, and even the ones that do, would prefer that you ask first.

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dawood_k 27

Your husbands is ******* awesome! High five him, or **** eye him... Oh you know what I mean

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Your boyfriend needs to learn what a penis is used for with a girl…and it's not for hitting her forehead.

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vodzman 10

Yeah...probably should have seen that coming...

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Beccarella 4

Grab a ***** and return the favour.. Eye for an eye?

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kwesh34 0

Girl next time put that dick in your mouth and bite it. Trust me he will think twice before trying to hit you with it. In fact he will reckon where to put it next time...yep ur va jay jay, not your FOREHEAD.

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Meaniebobeanie 26

Wait... Why are people clicking YDI?

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jraww 3

Why was his penis and your forehead at the same height..?

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