Wrong sort of poking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

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Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML
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naxeeb 33

Maybe his one-eyed-snake was trying to find a partner? :P In any case, you should put ice on that OP!

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SirCynical 1

Either you are very short, or he is very gifted ;)

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geekbuscus 19

**** slaps are like cum shots. Good on the face but not in the eye.

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dontquestion_fml 4

Please tell me you have seen, "The Sweetest Thing." There is a similar situation in the movie, but the main character gets a dick to the eye when looking through a glory hole in the men's bathroom.

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xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

I think this definitely deserves a follow-up. XD

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AliceLockehart 18

At least he didn't slop you in the eye with it?

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AliceLockehart 18

For those of you that didn't get it, in Australia we have this whole slip slop & slap thing for sun protection (slip on a shirt, slap on a hat & slop on sunscreen) :)

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happyfingers 15

That sucks. But it's also hilarious XD I wouldn't be surprised if my boyfriend did that to me. And if it failed as bad as it did with you we'd probably both be on the floor cracking up. lol

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sp4ksu_fml 9

Sometimes you have to grab life by the balls..

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