Gross, AITA and Love: WTF is that?

This conversation is unbelievably gross. If I had a weaker stomach, I might have puked already. I have to wonder why you would even DATE someone who has one of these things. I mean, you should have dumped him the moment you found out he had one.

lifeisgood0812 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 21:02

I'm not sure his mentality is all together there. Who in the h e l l does that?!

highman123 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 22:44

just leave him that's sick

ThePez 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:56

He is not a man. He is a boy. MOVE ON

saidawhiting 14

Wednesday 16 May 2012 4:17

Gross. Dump him.

gosrisky 1

Monday 18 June 2012 8:47

Another girl dating a douche bag college frat boy that thinks being disgusting is funny. Shocking.

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