Gross, AITA and Love: WTF is that?

WTF is that?

By fock - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Almonte

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

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spazticechidna 2

Monday 7 May 2012 8:42

Dafuck did I just read.

plaguer 26

Monday 7 May 2012 8:48

And these are the sort of confessions we keep to ourselves.

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kyliemckee 3

Monday 7 May 2012 15:31

you know how to pick them...

Vjewerica 9

Monday 7 May 2012 16:30

Mine's 23 and I still can't get him to do it. He doesn't even get it why am I so upset.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 7 May 2012 16:34

Great! Now, if only you could get him to take down his 'Used Condoms' wall.

moonlight6654 6

Monday 7 May 2012 16:34

How big is is

ComplexChris 3

Monday 7 May 2012 16:55

He's mentally challenged right?!

bethanyjk 0

Monday 7 May 2012 17:15

Gross.

Scotttles23 2

Monday 7 May 2012 17:21

Woooooooooooooooooow..... I'm sorry OP!!

combatbunny 9

Monday 7 May 2012 18:18

Don't know why you'd continue to date a guy after you found out he even had a booger wall.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Monday 7 May 2012 18:21

Absolutely what #88 said.

merko 8

Monday 7 May 2012 18:22

maybe he was saving them for later as food for some sort of apocalypse

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 7 May 2012 18:45

YDI for dating anyone with a booger wall.

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