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WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By AL - 21/09/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

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Unacceptable

By MySisterIsA - 10/03/2022 00:01

Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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BREAKING NEWS

By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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By still together - 28/08/2013 17:47 - United States - Keansburg

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

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By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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Top comments

Andr913 13

Tuesday 31 January 2012 18:49

Your family is ****** up. Especially your mom.

peptidoglycan 4

Tuesday 31 January 2012 18:51

Keeping it in the family, I see...

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rillastyle 1

Tuesday 31 January 2012 21:46

Way to keep in contact with your family As bad as it is Im sure they didn't start dating yesterday

Jessicaa16 1

Tuesday 31 January 2012 21:54

Damn I am so sorry! Thats awful.

lissyplz 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 21:57

I'm sorry OP, that's a rough spot :(

FMLCaseyFML 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 21:59

Threesome!!! 3sum = the more the cum. ::3

miadolcevita 6

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:00

Yayy for family gatherings and holidays!

BellaRose22 1

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:04

Now there is an awkward situation... I'm assuming your sister and mom are aware you were dating him? So much for blood is thicker than water. Hopefully you two weren't dating for 2 years +

hiddenpoet 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:06

Well I'd alienate them

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:10

he wanted to try both

whoyou2 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:14

I feel bad for you, OP.

igive 29

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:15

Here is what you do: 1.give a speech on their wedding day about the "fun times" between you and the ex. 2. Casually invite all get exes. 3.

igive 29

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:16

Her not,get. Damn page didn't let me finish my post! And finally, 3. spike the punch with laxatives.

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