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By onefishtwofishes - 23/05/2013 20:15 - United States - Washington

Today, the communications expert I'm forced to work with added the line "as they can catch bigger fishes" to a film script. She does not believe me when I tell her that the plural of fish is "fish." This idiot not only has the final word, she makes twice what I do. FML

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By NathanA - 08/07/2013 23:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was verbally abused by a customer because her entrée was too fishy. I'm not the chef, just the waiter and I work at a fish grill. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2019 20:01

Today, I found out that the airhead sitting next to me at work who can't get anything done on her own, makes more money than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 02:00 - Germany - Wuppertal

Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 00:25 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, at work, I took an order from a stuck-up sounding lady over the phone. She said her last name was "duckling, but with an F". Bemused, I wrote her name on the order. When she arrived to pick it up later, she told me she'd said "s", not "f". FML

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Cursive

By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors, calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML

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By raquelcita - 26/08/2016 06:05 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 08:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML

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Spelling Bee

By anda1000douchesscourthispostformistakes - 16/09/2015 13:42 - United States - Meriden

Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML

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That's not how that works

By christiner - 06/09/2010 03:01 - France

Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML

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By frustrated - 29/06/2011 12:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my "terrible spelling and grammar". I've checked it thoroughly, and all of her 'corrections' are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML

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Docbee 11

Friday 24 May 2013 9:07

Fish and fishes are both acceptable plural forms of "fish"; well that's what magic schoolbus told me!

Ylianaxoxo 9

Friday 24 May 2013 9:13

Fishes isn't exactly wrong, sweetie.

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Enslaved 36

Friday 24 May 2013 11:48

Oh, deers!

Joe9024 20

Friday 24 May 2013 12:32

Welcome to union jobs OP. you can't fire the idiots because that's discrimination, so every workplace has a few just to meet the quota.

SkepticalMiss 5

Friday 24 May 2013 13:00

Fish is correct for multiple animals of the same species. Multiple species is fishes. She wasn't actually wrong.

jasonb576 5

Friday 24 May 2013 13:14

Actually, fish is the plural of fish and fishes is used to say many species of fish. So a goldfish and an angelfish are fishes while two goldfish are fish.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 24 May 2013 13:18

Where did the phrase sleeping with the fishes come from?

Bibliovore 26

Friday 24 May 2013 17:44

Gangsters.

thejax8164 3

Friday 24 May 2013 13:25

yup

daboar 5

Friday 24 May 2013 13:33

maybe she didnt get paid big buck for getting the gramma correct, she got paid big buck for the way she communicates

iluvpeanutbutter 22

Friday 24 May 2013 16:13

I hope you don't get 'big buck' for the way you communicate.

haleychellex 14

Friday 24 May 2013 14:30

I don't know if someone said it already, but I actually learned this in my biology course for this semester. Fish is the plural if its the same kind of fish; fishes is to be used when discussing multiples of different fish.

iluvpeanutbutter 22

Friday 24 May 2013 16:17

Nine people pointed that out before you did. Maybe read at least some of the comments before you post.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 24 May 2013 15:33

Either way would work. Let it go.

Plexia 9

Friday 24 May 2013 16:57

Fish is only if it's a group of fish. Fishes is if it's a bunch of diffrent fish. So, 'a school of fish' and 'there are so many omega rich fishes to choose from, which one should I pick for my dinner?'. OH DAMN everyone has said that. But i guess we all know why the girl gets paid more than you, eh?