Yesterday's news

By rofld - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 014
You deserved it 28 336
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Intoxicunt 5

You must've had some tall grass to not notice a newspaper.

41 0
JCo352 3

I would have just sprayed it with a hose, it's biodegradable.

23 1

Comments

soccerdude101 0



0 1
peppermintazn 0

OP, you could've raked... I'm just saying.

0 0
Ragnir 0

Happy birthday! Oh wait....... sucks to be you OP!

0 0
Hannalea_fml 0

Its my birthday tomorrow! I'll just go ahead and assume that you're wishing me an early b-day ;)

0 0
Hannalea_fml 0

Yayyyyyyyy thank you :D

0 0
Ipreferbroccoli 0

Add drinks to the confetti and the smell of freshly mowed grass and you've got yourself a lovely backyard party. Don't drink and drive the lawn mower though. Might wake up to penis shaped lawn patches and ominous glares from neighbours.

1 0
Stevefett 0

With the exception of guys showing off body tats I hope you dudes realize this isn't a **** site. Put your shirts back on over your little muscles. Thanks. We all appreciate it.

0 0
amoneyx 0

why would u even bother to pick it up. just do it the redneck way. just run it over repeadidly an let the wind blow it away.

0 0
jizzmode 0

There's a party in your front yard all day long :D

0 0
Davvidd 0

o really that's crazy

0 0