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By rofld - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

You must've had some tall grass to not notice a newspaper.

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JCo352 3

I would have just sprayed it with a hose, it's biodegradable.

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csuliuyi 0

You have taught me a new method to make confetti.

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kratrz 0

leave the newspaper confetti on the lawn, it'll decompose and turn to dirt/soil for your grass.

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tprincess 0

...wow get a broom or get a portable vacuum

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iknowimawesome 13

Eva heard of a hand vaccum cleaner??

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leaannec30 18

i am sorry but I'm not sure who is funnier. him for making confetti or your wise idea of using the vacuum on the grass. however, id pay money to be witness to both of you doing either of these things....lmao

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acb132_fml 3

one tube vacuum + one or two extension cords = no fml

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D11Churchkill 8

leaf blower.

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ConoRR 0

wait .... why didn't you just Hoover it up??

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okiidokii_fml 6

that stupid. you should have stopped lawnmowing and started lawnblowing

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gjaobhin 0

http://[email protected]@y.com/?uid=130@8931(TakeOutThe@'s)

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RAUN 8

One should always check the lawn before cutting the grass. Stones can become missles. Stumps can break the mower. As you have learned, paper can become confetti.

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