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By rofld - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

You must've had some tall grass to not notice a newspaper.

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JCo352 3

I would have just sprayed it with a hose, it's biodegradable.

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Owl1238 1

Umm reverse switch on the leaf blower silly! ; D That stinks though! teehee!

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Hannalea_fml 0

I didnt know a leaf blower had a reverse mode?! :O

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Hannalea_fml 0

I didnt know a leaf blower had a reverse mode?! :O

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Sooniztimmy 0

I don't think they do........cause then itd be called a vacuum.....

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Hannalea_fml 0

Baha, you're right :P

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L_M_L_10 0

Leaf blowers do have reverse switches, and bags you atttach to it to pick up the leaves rather than blow them into another yard!! OP I suggest using that!

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Hannalea_fml 0

Ohhhhhh suck it iicaptain! There is a reverse mode! :P

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MooseIsLoose 0

some do have a reverse.

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Hannalea_fml 0

Muahaha. I win, iicaptain. I. Win. (:

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RedPillSucks 31

If you have a lawnmower with a bag, just bag it.

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Intoxicunt 5

Yeah, just TP your own house so it matches and get the party started! :P

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cattongue 0

You could've just left the scraps. its good for the grass (: paper IS biodegradable, ya know

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boogyface11 0

ydi u should have kept mowing making the confetti smaller xD lol

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perdix 29

You should have called it organic mulch and left it there. You'd have been able to get inside quicker to watch sports, play video games or **********.

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perdix 29

I guess I could get the TV to split screen with the sports, the video game and the ****, but I think my performance will suffer. I mean at the video game, of course ;)

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Primus_fml 0

**** on TV? This is the 21st century man!

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Jessicaa96145 0

how do u not notice a newspaper. unless ur lawns like a jungle.

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PurpleLlamas 0

you deserve it if (a. your grass is so tall because you dont mow it often so you couldnt see the newspaper. or (b. not seeing a freaking black and white newspaper in the green grass you idiot.

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