Embarrassing and Clothes: You ain't seen me, right?

You ain't seen me, right?

By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 102

By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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You deserved it 1 878

By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 14 406

By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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You deserved it 1 989

By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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Fun vacation times

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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You deserved it 3 231

Malkria 1

Monday 17 September 2012 9:16

I would forever live in the shower...

Duladian 19

Monday 17 September 2012 9:16

Hope it wasn't a semi see through the curtain

Comments

wildsweetchild 19

Monday 17 September 2012 9:41

At least you're brainy enough to user a curtain...karma will get that asshole...no worries.. Plus I'm sure some liked your gaga outfit ;)

wildsweetchild 19

Monday 17 September 2012 9:43

Use*

fireysaje 10

Monday 17 September 2012 9:52

So that was you on r/wtf today!

fireysaje 10

Monday 17 September 2012 9:54

You people probably have no idea what I'm talking about

ClassyCommando 13

Monday 17 September 2012 10:58

Yeah, because nobody on the internet knows what Reddit is, right?

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Monday 17 September 2012 17:28

What the **** is this "reddit" bullshit you guys are spewing?

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 17 September 2012 18:04

SHAMUS - The power of google will surely aid in your quest to find out.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Monday 17 September 2012 18:41

74- That was sarcasm, in regards to 46 and 52's comments.

Drewski98 6

Tuesday 18 September 2012 8:10

Hey Morgan u probably think I'm a peso or some thing but I'm not I'm 16 and read Ur about me comment and saw that u like video games and was wondering what system u have

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Monday 17 September 2012 9:54

That must have been quite a show. That sucks OP, I hope whoever stole it will return it.

fireysaje 10

Monday 17 September 2012 9:59

When people steal clothes they don't usually return them because if you steal clothes you're probably TRYING to be a dick

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Monday 17 September 2012 10:04

I meant the key. Whoever stole it most likely won't have use for it, or else go through the hole dorm to see which lock it fits.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Monday 17 September 2012 10:09

*whole Typos.

thewiseguy13 0

Monday 17 September 2012 15:24

Ya I would be worried about finding the key if it is a small dorm. Laptops are easy to steal.

zaccour 3

Monday 17 September 2012 9:58

What were u wearing before showering ?

kakarot2 11

Monday 17 September 2012 10:08

Her robe, maybe?

Steffi 26

Monday 17 September 2012 11:02

The clothes in the locker.

htownpostman 16

Monday 17 September 2012 10:17

Could have been real funny if he had a friend and they took the shower curtain too!

alexhaz64 4

Monday 17 September 2012 10:57

Well, time to point fingers at your roommates. Has to be someone you live near!

stonedfishies 10

Monday 17 September 2012 11:01

Now embarrassing. Couldn't you have called someone? Or was your phone stolen too?

pennies_lane 6

Monday 17 September 2012 15:06

yes, because people always shower with their phone

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 17 September 2012 11:37

Rookie mistake, always take the keys into the shower and hang them on the showerhead or put them in your bathroom caddie and hang it on the showerhead. Losing your towel is bad but losing your keys is worse.

Missusluv313 9

Monday 17 September 2012 13:20

I would have to agree with you. People are assholes sometimes. I would suggest getting a waterproof case or getting a combination lock so I wouldn't have to worry about keys.